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mozzarellaqueen: messing up horribly but you’re still cute

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:55:19 -0500

mozzarellaqueen:

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

teathattast: please tell others about this

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:55:00 -0500

teathattast:

please tell others about this

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:49:15 -0500

curseworm: ghostclvb: nuevayor: SGSGSHHSHDHD it really is...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:21:51 -0500

curseworm:

ghostclvb:

nuevayor:

SGSGSHHSHDHD

it really is twenty gayteen isn’t it y’all

‘we’ = the gays

voidbat: ashbet: isaacsanchors: tunaofthesea: partybarackisinthehousetonight: i always feel...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:20:49 -0500

voidbat:

ashbet:

isaacsanchors:

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

One of my dear friends is a tattoo artist (and his wife is heavily inked), and their child asked “How old will I be when the pictures start to appear?”

oh jesus that’s adorable.

colordogluckynumber: shamethepainaway: uppityfemale: Not...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:20:31 -0500

colordogluckynumber:

shamethepainaway:

uppityfemale:

Not truthiness, just truth.

Yeah well perhaps they should have figured out what a border is first. Because their parents broke the law by Crossing ours and better than spend the time in these facilities than a prison with grown adults who made the human traffickers not even their parents

Actually, let me enlighten you.

These people in detention have not committed a crime.
- I don’t mean that in a moral or a figurative sense. I mean literally. It is NOT a crime to ask for asylum.
- These people didn’t jump a fence, they didn’t sneak into the backyard. They are knocking on the front door and saying “People are trying to kill me in my home country, will you let me in?”
- Now, I didn’t fall off the turnip truck. Some of these people are lying. That’s why you have a hearing. And because they might wander off, these people are held in detention until the hearing.
- This hearing is NOT in a criminal court. It’s in an immigration court. Because these people have not committed a crime.
- Immigration court is not like criminal court. You don’t have a right to an attorney.
- So these people are waiting around, separated from their children, with no attorney, until they get a hearing.
- In 2015, the median wait for an immigration hearing was 404 days.
- Here’s where it gets even more twisted. If people plead guilty to asylum fraud, they get their kids back and get deported.
- So these people knock on the front door, which is perfectly legal, and we take their kids, and tell them the quickest way to get the kids back is to confess to fraud.
- If someone committed a crime (ie. shoplifting, armed robbery, murder) and you took their kids away to make them confess, that confession would be thrown out.
- But these confessions are lawful, because this isn’t criminal court.
- Because these people haven’t committed a crime.
- Now some people think that if we make it so unpleasant for these people, they will stop trying to cross the border.
- But the message this sends isn’t “Go Home.” The message it sends is “Sneak in.”
- If they go home, they think they will be murdered. If they request asylum, they are separated from their children.
- If they sneak in successfully, they’re safe. If they sneak in and get caught, they are no worse off than if they sought asylum legally.
- And remember, these people haven’t committed a crime.

r-e-a-l-m-a-t-h: vixenofcourse: thelogicalloganipus: shameles...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:07:30 -0500

r-e-a-l-m-a-t-h:

vixenofcourse:

thelogicalloganipus:

shameless-running-turtle:

floralprintpussy:

lokiwtf:

gallizfrey:

anneriawings:

siphersaysstuff:

honey-andrevolution:

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

this is so relevant to my interests

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.

DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.

I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post

Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They haven’t found signs of its extinction

scientists: “we haven’t seen a megalodon in quite some time now, let’s just hope it’s exstinct”

This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals

The best thing about this is to any prehistoric species we would be so mini even our cities would be small lmao.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:03:08 -0500

kerosene:this guy is from an alternate timeline

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:40:26 -0500

kerosene:

this guy is from an alternate timeline

positive-memes: AskReddit is sometimes wholesome.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:39:26 -0500

positive-memes:

AskReddit is sometimes wholesome.

bluebirdsonawire: I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:35:30 -0500

bluebirdsonawire:

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

twotontwentyone: dongboss: dongboss: that one post that’s like “lacroix tastes like if you drank...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:34:59 -0500

twotontwentyone:

dongboss:

dongboss:

that one post that’s like “lacroix tastes like if you drank carbonated water and someone shouted a fruit name a room over ” is so funny where is it

THIS ONE

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:20:14 -0500

fodsley: there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 17:45:14 -0500

fodsley:

there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:54:28 -0500

rare-drop:

midori-n:Delicious, finally some good fucking food____Kitchen...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:52:54 -0500

midori-n:

Delicious, finally some good fucking food
____
Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

war-lesbian: war-lesbian: war-lesbian: “St Francis receives the stigmata” is a great motif because...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:51:52 -0500

war-lesbian:

war-lesbian:

war-lesbian:

“St Francis receives the stigmata” is a great motif because it’s just Spaceship Jesus coming in to fuck up his hands and feet with laser beams. Classic. Art.

pew pew pew pew

PEW PEW PEW

PEW PEW

PEW

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:25:39 -0500

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:45:04 -0500

mamapluto: adelphicoracle: thatpettyblackgirl: I’ll just leave...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 00:03:55 -0500

mamapluto:

adelphicoracle:

thatpettyblackgirl:

I’ll just leave this right here

Yowsa. No words needed.

well, two words needed: Rob Jacobs, name of the artist